Ladies and gentlemen, if I can kindly have your attention, please.
Many apologies to you for the sudden pat-down but I'll be frisking you for any dangerous, hazardous, or wanky stuffs you may be packing. If there are any questions, please direct them to the comment form below. Remember to keep all hands and out of your pockets for the duration of your stay and thank you, again, for your time and and attention.
I hope you have a splendid and damn well awesome day!